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Where the alerts post
Telegram is where every Trending alert lands first. These are the verified routes for Wojak Wire.
@empirerhtrendingEvery Trending alert on Robinhood Chain posts here first.
@empirerhpricesA token's price jumped against its recent range: the Price Surges channel.
Open ROBINHOOD MainAll Robinhood Chain lanes in one verified group.
Add Momentum folderA Telegram folder: one tap adds the related channels.
Robinhood Chain channel folderOne folder with all Robinhood Chain lanes.
@gmgnx_chatOpen chat for the Empire community.
Latest Robinhood Chain prints
Loading live Trending alerts…
Screen: market cap at least $20.0K, liquidity at least $10.0K, at least 50 holders, top-10 wallets holding at most 40 %. Charts open on GMGN.
About this desk
A Trending alert means a token entered the trending lists that the network reads.
Wojak Wire tracks Trending because moves show up there first. The desk then compares volume with liquidity, holder count and wallet spread before it treats a move as real.
In short: a fast chart can come from real demand or from a few wallets trading with themselves. Wojak Wire uses Trending to find the move and the checks below to explain it.
Quick test: Check whether the move started before or after the first public call. Divide 24-hour volume by liquidity. A very high ratio can mean churn between a few wallets.
Recent Trending prints
A sample from the Trending lane on Robinhood Chain, recorded by Wojak Wire on 2026-09-23. The live board above keeps updating; this log does not.
- MOONKEY printed at 15:10 UTC with a $38.3K market cap and $15.4K in the pool, 50 holders.
- 14:58 UTC · Kenny entered the lane at $173.7K; pool depth $69.7K, 213 holders.
- HATCH printed at 13:04 UTC with a $153.3K market cap and $35.4K in the pool, 79 holders.
- BUG alerted at 11:34 UTC. Market cap $30.9K, liquidity $14.7K, -6.3 % over the prior hour, 70 holders.
- 09:45 UTC · DOAI entered the lane at $98.0K; pool depth $29.0K, 489 holders.
- RATBRAIN (07:19 UTC) — $92.8K cap against $46.4K liquidity, top 10 holding 18 %, -1.8 % over the prior hour.
- TIER (06:46 UTC) — $38.4K cap against $19.5K liquidity, top 10 holding 22 %, -2.9 % over the prior hour.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
Network history
| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S3 | SOL | $87K | $6000K | 70x | 2026-09-08 |
| GrokBot | SOL | $70K | $4400K | 63x | 2026-08-24 |
| SOCIALCAT | Robinhood | $16K | $315K | 19x | 2026-09-02 |
| SpaceXcoin | BSC | $34K | $635K | 18x | 2026-08-17 |
Selected dated examples from XTRACK reports: multiple = tracked market cap at the report date divided by the market cap at first alert. These are not typical results and not realised profits.
What the record says
33 %2x in 24 h
69tokens measured
65 %dead in 24 h
12 %5x in 24 h
Measured window: 7 days, 69 tokens. 2x within a day: 33 %. 5x within a day: 12 %. Dead within a day: 65 %, usually after about 0.5 h. All Robinhood Chain topics together: 36 % reached 2x. Statistically the lane is not yet different from the rest of Robinhood Chain.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, 7-day window of mature alerts (older than 24 h), updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
From the DYOR library
Background for this lane, from the Blackhat DYOR library. Wojak Wire rotates the list over time.
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Before you click buy
None of these needs a wallet connection.
- Decide your exit before you enter, including the price where you are wrong.
- Open the chart and confirm the pool, the pair and the liquidity figure.
- Check holder concentration after excluding pool and burn wallets.
- Check the first minutes for same-block buys from linked wallets.
- Size the position so a total loss does not change your week.
- Open the deployer wallet and read its earlier launches.
What passes here
Wojak Wire narrows the Trending lane on Robinhood Chain with a simple, public screen:
- market cap at least $20.0K
- liquidity at least $10.0K
- at least 50 holders
- top-10 wallets holding at most 40 %
At build time the lane held 48 recent alerts covering about 11 hours; 35 of them cleared the screen. The passing group sat at a median $92.8K cap with $25.2K in the pool and roughly 213 holders. Thin pools were common: 2 of 48 had less than 10 % of their cap in liquidity. The median top-10 holder share across the lane was 26 %.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
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FAQ
What is Wojak Wire?
Wojak Wire is a Blackhat Crypto Empire desk that follows the Trending channel on Robinhood Chain and shows the network's live alerts with the checks we use to read them.
Where do the alerts come from?
They come from the Empire's own pipeline, which reads chain data, launchpads and wallet trackers and posts to its Telegram channels.
Why do so many alerted tokens die?
Because most launches fail. The scoreboard counts it openly: 65 % of these alerts died within a day in the measured window.
Can I trust a token that appears here?
No token earns trust by appearing in an alert. Run the checks on this page on every contract, every time.